Shakir Dua Puluh Tiga

" I'm 23 ... *\(^O^)/* !"

Shakir was five last Thursday when i was merely a few months old. (-.-)

Oh, I forgot to snap pic of Burn's awesome VW beetle~ No, we didn't take that for the night. It was the VW van 'cuz there were 7 of us.

the poser is sending his van to the workshop for a redo. we shall wait.

So, the seven *cough*hunks*cough* went to FRIENDS Cafe located somewhere-in-Malacca-town-obviously-i-don't-know-where *ggaasspp* for so-called makan+celebration. Haha.

FRIENDS wasn't bad, just a bit pricy.

The jokers. ( Bob, Kusha, OJ, Desmond )

Shakir's girl-drink stands left...

...he couldn't stop grabbing her ass.

I had this sad drink. Nope, No orgasm 'cuz it wasn't really came with what the name was >>> " Extreme nyer... " Yea, that's a lame thingy for a Lemon+Lime+slicedcucumber. hmph~!
I didn't snap my White Sauced Fettucine...... IT WAS SO UGLY! how kedekutnya that they made my pasta as dry as Sahara as possible wtf.

I was and am the youngest whenever i'm with this bro-s. muahahahaha.

The source of life: A beer and a stick.

Pirated Bill-bill-bongs

I went jogging again just now...

I stretched my legs...

I broke my shorts' middle part (the penis area)...

It was beige and I have another same shorts as black...

I bought them for S$ 5 during the last holiday.

Punishment for being anjing betina. (T.T)

definitely not a couple. HAH~ u'll always be shorter.

Daniel Tofu just turned 17 during the past Sunday. Wakakakaka...still a kid - his the youngest among us. We go clubbing, you stay at home. We go watch 18-rated movies, you'll watch CartoonNetwork wtf. ...He doesn't look 17 anyway, so no worries :D

he was drunk, pic not nice. not-his-gf-YiWei's at the right

And I just ter-wished a week earlier to my friend, Shaqir his 23th birthday. (-.-''')

I'll show you his hair next time. Natural and well groomed and better than girls' hair. (>.<)

Sigh~ I'm getting old.

Plebeian : not you.

Hot-Warm-Heat ... Cold-Cool- Ice, anyone?

The weather has been switching like that since not very lately - pretty harmful to us.

I wanna wake up like this breakfast guy everyday !

Off to classes not-willingly-'cuz-i'll-sweat-later. >.<

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~11:30pm...

I went for a jog at 8pm with Farah at campus's stadium. I was surprised that the amount of people who went for jog had almost tripled. Back during the last semester, there were merely less than 7 joggers ( do we call joggers? ) on the tracks.

But, hey no. Thin, short, tall and fat asses are going on tracks nowadays ! Besides, aku punya eyes also saw many groups of people heading to the gym and the basketball/tennis courts.

AS a 49.9637% bitch; I was like, " What's wrong people!? Why would'ya wanna get sweaty instead? I thought you people hate to walk far so much and always have 'lazy~la' illness ? AND NOW...you said you wanna barbeque your fats !? GO HUMP THE DOG PLZ. "

No apologies, my like.

Moreover, I met my other friend who was sitting nearby the running tracks. A guy and a girl whom I don't know were sitting with her too. So, I just hello-ed and introduced me-self to the two after I greeted my friend. The thing is...

me: hi guys! i'm kaze. * shook hands with guy and girl*

girl: helo~ i'm Lina. * sweet *

guy: nice to meet you. * gave me dumb smile *

AGAIN, the bitch arrived, "Urm, helo mr.four-eyed-thick-flabs brown skin local? Are you not gonna introduce yourself and NEVER want to see me anymore? I'm so sorry for my dear friend who has you as her beau." Okay, I'm not categorizing Malays as this type of civilians we have; it's about the 'thing' inside everyone. Manners, I believe.

Fine, I'll stop being a female dog. This is a common situasi I'm used to, no point shouting my heart out everytime.

A plebeian? nah...hardly can found one.

$$$

Money issue, as always.

Don't say it's not a big thing, you rich bastards. okay, i didn't mean anything.

Materialistic. Please, even a typical supergenious nerd would want his interest to be the latest. So am I ! I would like to have a trade for the new/latest one with my :

- first handphone and it's been living blissfully since 2003, Nokia 3100. ( I'll keep him forever.)
- Fujitsu pentium 3 laptop.
- simple-functioned Finepix Fujifilm digital camera.

I need money to eliminate these for myself being almost a full-time bystander!
... nah, I can survive. Don't really wanna dump them though, 'cuz the relationships have been bonded for long. =) *please don't leave us~please ~we beg you!*

hhmmm, how about surviving on RM 5 a day for meals? Unless you can't stand it, or you can just have:
- breakfast at home.
- lunch at RM 3.50.
- dinner at RM 1.50 * can't just go for roti canai & ais kosong every night! * or stuff your mouth with whatever you have at home.
How pathetic, not dreadful either. Uh-huh, that's the outlay to overcome if you're having plannings in your chirpy or maybe rather churlish head.

It's drizzling and kinda windy out there; relaxing and lazy-ing. SO, I can have Jacob's biscuits and an instant vermicelli for dinner! yay~!

Seriously, I'm being merely a 18.321% hypocrite.

If ever anyone has been kind enough, do at least satisfy my fetishes :

- A mini car will do enough for the naive yours faithfully.
- A latest cellphone.
- A mp3/4.
- A latest digital camera.
- A latest laptop.
- * Bring me for trips, travellings, parties or any other outings. ( thumbs up )
- * I love food and live for it; ya'know what to do. ;P ( thumbs up )
- Pay all the bills.
- Clothes, shoes, bags, accessories, make-ups, fragrances...
- Terminate poverty. > Help the starving poor and innocent animals.

Those are just my wants and I'm not really on the eager-ness.

I DO MEAN THE LAST OPTION, and deeply want it to be realised, reached and done.

I am materialistic and outmoded at times, so no calamitous ovation for me. :)



" Feed me, bitch!" Stomach Sexy says.

Journey to the 75

*cough*cough*cough*

Singapore? duh~ much different from K.L.

Talking about convenience. Well, a small country works easier than a large one. The smaller... maybe, the better the systems. Buses, cabs and trains are just anywhere to be found and !they do exist in a pleasant amount.

The people huh~ ( some...) I find them rude yo. ( heh! we Malaysians aren't really good also >>> ranked the 3rd rudest country as New York city = the most polite ). I don't know how to describe the rudeness I met in Singapore, but MOM -the experienced one- says it's a need for us to be much ruder towards them when they are rude. That's because some of them think themselves are better than us.

SHIT LA~! YOUR food not nice also and made me even heavier and fatter and it's 75kg now. wtf. But there's a thing i can see in many so-called the kiasus... they like to exercise. Young and old, morning and evening, any venue ( the National Library has fitness programmes every Wednesday in one of the 14 floors! ) It doesn't matter you exercise to be healthy or just to have a good physical, I bet you just wanna feel good. UNLIKE some of us with big tummys after those lil' briberies. YES, many Singaporeans did look good in physical. Especially the guys, nice in shapes, well groomed and nice tanned too.

I'm gonna get tanned maybe. ;P

Please, the autority in charge. Build skycrappers or towers or shops or malls or apartments with attractive architecture? I know there are nice places in Malaysia, but make it more! Good architecture is needed and not just focusing in K.L. Argh, how I wish I have the money to get the title '' Ar. '' along with my charming name.

All in all, good & bad / pros & cons always exist. I have a thought of working in Singapore after completing my degree, but after 2 weeks in Singapore... I really miss being Malaysian in Malaysia. :P

YAY~! * high-5 by myself * Classes start tomorrow. I don't know, I just kinda love to go classes. I love to walk. I love to see my friends. I love to stalk, in the library mainly and other places. And I couldn't wait to see the new batches students, 'cuz the possibilities of having more good-looking people is always there. (-.-''')

Hmmm... how should I work out my 75 ?

aahhh~ lipolysis. ouch!